- Get the cat when it is a small kitten. It works best if the kitten was previously abandoned and possibly starving.
- Feed the cat.
- Let the kitten scratch the shit out of you.
- Repeat steps 2 & 3 for the first year of the kittens life.
- Force cuddle the kitty any chance you get.
- Pretend you don't care if the kitty cuddles with you. Reverse psychology works great with kittens/cats.
- Bribe your kitty to cuddle with you by giving him or her treats.
- Buy a leash and a harness for your kitty. Attempt to take your kitty on a walk. After you find out that cats actually hate that shit, rescue the cat from the harness and cuddle it.
- Buy cute outfits for your kitty and attempt to dress it; cats hate that and once you figure that out, you will never do that again. The cat will love you for this.
- Let the cat do whatever the hell it wants to do.
Best of luck in your journey to forcing helping your cat love you.
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